The BeTbLog. : Cream for Pau :>: May 3-8 2009

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Beryllium Jokes

Mr. Tacuboy: Manalo qualifies.

Micah Manalo: Ma'am! DL ako diba?

Micah Manalo (on Chem ProbSet): Ma'am! Perfect ako diba?

Q: Ano ang Lewis Structure?
A: Eh di mataba! (Luis)

Ms. Paz: Wow. Lordom. Parang kingdom.

Luigi Vinuya: Wow. Con. Parang condom.

Plata: Ano sa chemy (chem)2 ang masarap kainin?
Tao: ano?
Plata: eh.. di Beef stoich!
Juan: Di kaya.. hyBread kaya!
Jon: Hindi.. hindi.. hard Boyle's egg dapat!

Ms. Avanceña: ...kayo favorite section ko, kasi kayo lang tumatawa sa jokes ko...

Ms. Avanceña: May written exercise sa Monday. Open notes.

Ms. Paz: Ano yung nasa foreground?
Be: Sphinx.
Ms. Paz: Hindi, sand.

Micah: They lost wars and had famine. (Micah is reciting! :O)

Sir Chuckie: ...nagchemican reaction na lang siya... (Yeah! Chemist!)

Be: Sir, upload niyo yung powerpoint.
Sir Chuckie: Na-upload ko na kagabi.
Marv: FALSE.

Q: Sinong Greek god ang mahal?
A: Edi si Hermes.
Explanation ni Luis:
Brand ang Hermes. For rich kids.

Q: Bakit mahilig sa theatre (RK spelling yan, theater for others.) ang mga Greeks?
A: Kasi Mycenae.
Explanation ni Luis:
May sine (siné, para maintindihan ng mga Math Nerds.)

Q: Kung si Horus, half-falcon. Anong animal si Osiris?
A: Edi Zombie.
Explanation ni Luis:
Kasi nabubuhay.

Q: Ano ang pinakamalaking temple?
A: Temple ni Pau
Explanation ni Luis:
Hindi ako malaki.

Q: Bakit matalino si Poseidon?
A: Kasi marami siyang hippocampi!

Hardcore Quotes

"Andali-dali na nga ng lesson, nagrereklamo pa sila"-King Aaron Cruz, TrigLord, (on a Math4 Quiz)

"Long test sa Friday"-Mr. Fortunato Tacuboy III

"Angle of depression, that's what you get if you don't get the correct answer."-Mr. Fortunato Tacuboy III

"Don't lose your Bearings!"-Mr. Fortunato Tacuboy III

"Kinailangan ni Mommy ang yakap ni Daddy..."-Mr. Chuckie Fer Calsado

"Tingnan niyo yung third word (fief), siya yung pagkatapos ng fourth."- Ms. Shella Paz

"Chivalry, chivalroo." -Ms. Shella Paz

"Wait. Marami pa akong jokes."- Ms. Shella Paz

"Due to public demand, si Ma'am de Joya na gagawa ng perio. So, most of the question will be Ma'am de Joya questions. Pero syempre, may sprinkle ng creativity ko. Makikita ninyo ang beauty ng Trig. Because the beauty of the cake is in the icing."-Mr. Fortunato Tacuboy III

"Hindi ako marunong mag-joke e."
-Ms. Paz

"Vertical translation to the left. "
-Plata Plata

"Hindi! To the right!"
-Jana Cortez, BeBot 1

"Raise your hands if you're through... Raise you're hands if you're false."
-Ms. Shella Paz

"Please PAZ your papers."
-Ms. Shella Paz

"Who him?"
-Ms. Shella Paz

"ANG CORNY NI MAAM PAZ."
-Ren Thomas Marquez (Mg'10)

"Wow! Great Math!"
-Mr. Chuckie Fer Calsado

"UNREALISTIC! *increasing pitch*"
-Mr. Chuckie Fer Calsado

"Has no cure yet! *increasing pitch*"
-Mr. Chuckie Fer Calsado

"*Sir Chuckie, doing the wheezing sound.*"
-Mr. Chuckie Fer Calsado

"Di niyo ba alam kung ano ang DiKum?"
-Mrs. Cion

"Be the best!"
-Iya Leonardo (Be '08)

"Be who you want to be"
-Proc

"The Singing Bee!"
-Cesar Montano

"Be born"
-Jana Laine Cortez!

"Bestfriends starts with Be."
-Luigi Vinuya

"There is no I in Be"
-Charlez Verdad

"You can't spell Begonia without Be"
-Proc

"Be"
-Proc

"Be Bote Nga!"
-Proc

"Proc on"
-Jon

"Ah, the people"
-Elizabeth Bernal

"Truth is stranger than fiction but fiction can be truer than literal truth."
-Elizabeth Bernal

"Bent or T-shaped.."
-Rose Butaran

"Bored na ba kayo?"
-Chuckie Fer Calsado

"Sorry, tao lang"
-Chuckie Fer Calsado

"Madali ba yung exam?"
-Chuckie Fer Calsado

"All bio teachers are hot."
-Sofia Docto

"First Love Neber Dies"
-Aimee Theresa Avanceña

"Nagring na yung doorbell"
-Aimee Theresa Avanceña

"Grabedacious"
-Aimee Theresa Avanceña

"It's in moodle kaboodle"
-Aimee Theresa Avanceña

"Dumadami ka na, you're getting many."
-Aimee Theresa Avanceña

"Alice from wonderland of Mr. Parabuac."
-Aimee Theresa Avanceña

"Can you see it in the right corner? Weighing 300 lbs."
-Aimee Theresa Avanceña

"Can you see the blinds? Nakakatawa naman. Can you see the blinds.."
-Aimee Theresa Avanceña

"Walking Walking on the moon"
-Aimee Theresa Avanceña

"Be creative, be desperate"
-Fortunato Tacuboy III

"Bebot, Bebot, Bebot, Bebot ikaw ang aking.."
-Allan Pineda

"Bells, Bells, Bells, Bells..."
-Edgar Allan Poe

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