Beryllium Jokes
Mr. Tacuboy: Manalo qualifies.
Micah Manalo: Ma'am! DL ako diba?
Micah Manalo (on Chem ProbSet): Ma'am! Perfect ako diba?
Q: Ano ang Lewis Structure?
A: Eh di mataba! (Luis)
Ms. Paz: Wow. Lordom. Parang kingdom.
Luigi Vinuya: Wow. Con. Parang condom.
Plata: Ano sa chemy (chem)2 ang masarap kainin?
Tao: ano?
Plata: eh.. di Beef stoich!
Juan: Di kaya.. hyBread kaya!
Jon: Hindi.. hindi.. hard Boyle's egg dapat!
Ms. Avanceña: ...kayo favorite section ko, kasi kayo lang tumatawa sa jokes ko...
Ms. Avanceña: May written exercise sa Monday. Open notes.
Ms. Paz: Ano yung nasa foreground?
Be: Sphinx.
Ms. Paz: Hindi, sand.
Micah: They lost wars and had famine. (Micah is reciting! :O)
Sir Chuckie: ...nagchemican reaction na lang siya... (Yeah! Chemist!)
Be: Sir, upload niyo yung powerpoint.
Sir Chuckie: Na-upload ko na kagabi.
Marv: FALSE.
A: Edi si Hermes.
Explanation ni Luis:
Brand ang Hermes. For rich kids.
Q: Bakit mahilig sa theatre (RK spelling yan, theater for others.) ang mga Greeks?
A: Kasi Mycenae.
Explanation ni Luis:
May sine (siné, para maintindihan ng mga Math Nerds.)
Q: Kung si Horus, half-falcon. Anong animal si Osiris?
A: Edi Zombie.
Explanation ni Luis:
Kasi nabubuhay.
Q: Ano ang pinakamalaking temple?
A: Temple ni Pau
Explanation ni Luis:
Hindi ako malaki.
Q: Bakit matalino si Poseidon?
A: Kasi marami siyang hippocampi!
DilDownloads!
Click. Para LUMAKI.:O
2 comments:
anyone with the bio ppt of sir chuckie, please post it here... or remind sir chuckie to post it in the bayopisay2010 yahoo group... thanks...
and also... can someone be a helpful beryllium classmate and take a picture of the activity sheet in bio for the catfish and scan it and post the file here? we're missing our copy... but it's not a really big deal anyway...
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